The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol. |
when something is good. great, awesome. exceptional. cool. like tony the tiger from Frosted Flakes. Man i just got a new car that shit is so tony. |
Think's it's a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue. Person: What's your favourite colour? Laura: Turquoise Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc... |
Less soap sold here per head of population than any other city in the world. Known to all fellow Scots as (weegie scum) and (Soap dodgers). Not a nice place to visit. Just breath in and smell the glasgow air - you will know what I mean. |
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell. British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home. American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay! |
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART GO PLANET! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! |
Have you had an earworm lately? Exorcise it by inflicting it on your friendslist. Post the lyrics or - even better - a video. |
to go and See Union of Knives at the arches on the 20th.
hmmmm... I wonder, I wonder.
We live in uncertain times. Earthquakes, hurricanes, the ever-present threat of zombies—do you have a disaster plan ready in case one of these things happens to you? |
One of the highlights of going to a literary festival is hearing authors read from their own works. What author, living or dead, would you most like to hear read? |
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